If you must, there are lubes specifically designed to look like cum, like Spunk, that you can totally put wherever you want. I’m talking awful yeast infections, okay? Don’t do it.
Now, if, for any reason, you are inspired to use artificial semen in the bedroom, do not, I repeat: do not put soap or food products, such as Cetaphil or piña colada mix, inside of your girlfriend’s vagina, because it will not end well. CockSuckerGuide is a free gay portal with a Porn Star Directory with 14657 gay stars, a Gay Adult Site Directory with 505 sites, and a tube site with 77599. And because of that, when a particular scene requires porn stars to have the “cum” dripping in and out of their mouths for a long time, piña colada is the fake jizz of choice. Yeah…face wash tends to taste like soap for some reason. “It looks just like cum,” porn star Johnny Sins told Vice. However, you shouldn’t trust every “fact” you find on the internet, because porn stars say they use the face cleanser Cetaphil, since it looks exactly like the real thing. a hydrophilic bulking agent that’s used in super old lubes, sci-fi films as alien slime, and old people who suffer from irregular bowel movements (it’s a laxative if you eat it). Curious about what fake cum is? According to the internet, it’s methylcellulose, a.k.a.
